📰 Stop the presses! Tommy here, reporting live from my new Illinois headquarters after a long-haul trek from Kentucky.
The legendary crew at MLRR staged a daring rescue to spring me from a high-kill shelter, and I've traded my southern blues for foster home luxury!
🏥 Currently, I'm on "medical leave" after something called a "neuter." I don’t know what they took, but they gave me plenty of naps in exchange, so I'm calling it a win.
😴 While I'm professional-level resting, here's the 411 on me:
🐾 The Basics
• 3.5 years old, 903 guy
• Handsome hunk with light eyes that'll melt your heart faster than an ice cube in July
• Professional napper and future backyard track star
❤️ People Lover
I'm a social butterfly who thinks every human is a long-lost best friend, especially the teenagers' buddies. I might offer a "welcome hug," but I'm a good listener—tell me "down" and I'm back to being a floor ornament.
🐕 Dog Friendly
I have a bromance going with the resident dog. Right now we're practicing the art of competitive napping on the couch, but once my "no-running" orders are lifted, I plan to put my athletic skills on display.
🐿️ Wildlife Advisory
I have a strictly adversarial relationship with squirrels and birds. They taunt me through the glass, and I've sworn a blood oath to catch one. Because of this high-stakes rivalry, a feline-free home is a must—cats are basically squirrels in pajamas, right?
🦮 Work in Progress
On a leash, I could use a few "Walking for Dummies" lessons. I'm one strong boy (think Arnold Schwarzenegger).
📦 Crate Club? No Thanks.
The vet thinks I spent too much time in a crate before because my bottom teeth are missing, but who needs 'em? I can still inhale kibble and "accidentally" abandoned snacks like a pro.
🦷 I'll eventually need a little dental work to clear out the leftover roots, but it's basically a spa day for my mouth. I’ll tolerate a crate if I have to, but I've proven I can be trusted with the keys to the house when my foster parents run errands.
🎓 Smarty Pants
I've mastered sit, down, and stay, and I'll even give you a paw (if the mood strikes me).
❤️ Final Verdict
If you want a companion who is equal parts "let's go" and "let's nap," I'm your guy!
